Haiku Black Belt
by Mori and Otsu
Become a "Faux-Ku Master" with the help of Mori & Otsu's
book HAIKU BLACK
BELT - A Guide To Creating Insulting Faux-Kus
Faux-Kus are short poems
written about human nature and the annoyances that come with sharing
the planet with idiots.
There are many
examples and opportunities for you to practice writing your own Faux-Kus until you
progress to Haiku Black Belt status. As a Haiku Black Belt, you will
have learned to verbally rip your opponent to shreds without ever
touching them. You will have skillfully reached the art of expressing
your frustrations in an unreceptive manner, and most importantly, you
will achieve personal satisfaction in becoming a "Faux-Ku" Master.Due to its explicit nature, Haiku Black Belt is intended for ADULTS ONLY! 18+ years of age.